I screwed History today. Okay well, practically the whole class screwed History today.
" Sejarah sah fail already. I didnt touch anything! ", some exclaimed " Haha. Guess what.. I read STORYBOOK last night!" another bragged.
The best answer when asked whether they studied was " The book was in front of my face. But the HANDPHONE was even nearer in front. Which do you think I concentrated on? "
Mine? " Yea sure, I OPENED the book to convince myself. But I also opened the laptop. Unfortunately, the book was behind the laptop"
I can practically hear the toilet flushing the marks away.
aaaaah dammit.
Monday, 15 October 2007
Ok this is so not a good day that its possible to blog.
Lets see..
1. I've been having a really reaaaally bad feeling since yesterday morning till now. 2. I've just spent the entire evening + night watching Die Hard 1 to 4 back to back till 2 a.m. There goes my hard earned chemistry knowledge down the drain. 3. Copper's gone up to doggie heaven. *sigh* 4. Im still gasping for breath. Had a checkup for that followed by an x-ray where I got groped by some unidentified clinic assistant. 5. Nearly forgot Tun's Raya invitation. 6. Rushed to Taman Jasmin for Tun's open house where I passed every freakin Jalan except Jalan 21,where she resides. 7. my butt hurts. 8. Copper's still dead. 9. I cant stop thinking of maggots. I dont know why. 10. And I think I've just whacked my own head real hard cuz a painful feeling has just sunked into my forehead and the world is spinning.
Looking on the bright side...
At least I had some physics concept planted permanently into my brains from the four Die Hard movies. Y'noe.. gun recoil? Conservation of momentum? Gravitational potential energy...
Went out for lunch at KFC with manda, phoeb, and renu and we somehow ended up arguing about the difference between Hindu and Hindi. Ok actually it was basically between Manda and Phoeb only cuz me and Renu were doing most of the laughing.
phoeb manda
" ...... said Bollywood is Hindi not Hindu.." " Hah? What's the difference?!" " Hindu is a religion la!" " Then what's HINDI?!" " ...a language.."
*apparently P was still a little intrigued by the new found knowledge she lost her mind again *
"Wait.. whats the difference between Hindu and Hindi again?" " PHOEEEB! Hindu's a religion. Hindi's what they speak." "Then whats the difference between Hindi and Hindi!?!" " Omggg... PHOEEEEB! Hindu's a RELIGION! Hindi's a LANGUAGE . Like FOR EXAMPLE, you're a Christian, you speak ENGLISH. You don't speak CHRISTIAN! You speak EEENGLISSSH..Geddit?!"
By the time they were done, Manda's arms were everywhere (as usual when she expresses something) and she was red in the face from the explaining whereas Phoeb.... well I think she finally got it. And then they looked at each other and then at me and Renu and we all went down in hysterics. Right smack in the middle of KFC.
Wednesday, 12 September 2007
Continuation of yesterday's post (Nope, I wasn't done yet) I'm just done posting up photo's for Phoeb in 4Intan's blog. Go check it out! The daily happenings inside the noise chamber. Nyehehehe.
ANYWAYS, attended the Jamuan Pengawas last Saturday.It was reallly really awesomely fun-packed and the sketch just hitched up the laughing meter a million notches. They also had the choral speaking that described every single one of the AJK's. "Sook May, she has a smile for everyone of her close friends, but she is a terror to all who do not know her," I burst out laughing at that remark. I forgotten how Sook May was before I got close to her. And for her to be a TERROR?! That's......already an impossibility especially after you see how maniactic she can get in volleyball =P
pictures!! : (Retired Form5 w/o their ties, us normal people WITH them )
Bibs! My crazy table :)
SOOK MAY!
Frm top- clockwise: Xue Er (retired) ,Manda,Sook May(retired), Hoo Li ,Peak Mun, Nur Usha, Naim, me, Tharshini, Kusu, and Raihan
My namesake! Melissa and Melissa!!!!
After the jamuan, me + Reen + Manda + Afiqah + Ida + Naim + Malyanah walked to MetroPoint for some sorta Jalan Raya crap teacher made us go to. Took a pre-undang test, or so Manda and I liked to call it. All the questions were based on road rules and safety.
Got a hamper in the end for it.
Read Question 30. Its just plain stupid.
Fiqah, the one who lied when she said she already added me in MSN. XD
Nothing else happened that day I guess. Seemed like a normal weekend plus the school uniforms, thats all.
me
" Eh Ah Weiiii, why I cannot post my letters ah?" "What you mean you cannot post your letters?" "I cannot put it inside the red post booox! The thing don't want to enter..." " Eh..... you know where's the hole or not first?!" " Of course la I know. Got the little roof there and then got the Selangor sign right..I push and push the Selangor sign but the thing dont't to opeeen.."
At that point, I started imagining my little friend trying to force the letters into the post box and I just laughed uncontrollably
" EH.... y?!!" " HAHAHAHHAHHA" " EH!!" " The hole *hahahah* is RIGHT UNDER the *wakakkaka* ROOF la! " " ....shit la...." *walks away while I continue clutching my sides from the laughter*
oh. my. goodness. Its been AGES since the last post. I've just no time nor enough enthusiasm to maintain the posts.
Loads of events happened while I wasn't busy updating this blog. =P Hope I get the dates and people right!
27th August '07
Our class were chosen to follow on an excursion to Putrajaya for a lauching of some sort. It was.... lame. But oh well, we got to skip school for it. Anything to skip school will do just fine. Reached there at 9, had a short briefing, small breakfast, pameran's, finish. Lauching their foot la. No launching whatsoever happened! Spent almost the whole time camwhoring with the girls.
Candid : Eunice attempting to 'predict our future' with the orb we found sitting alone on the table when a guy screamed something at our direction and we had to run away. XD
I love this shot!
Ng,Phoeb,me,and Eunice!
THE woman and I=)
29th August '07
IdaBiatch, NaimKecikKetot, ArulSeeelvi, and I went off to watch a debate in SMK Cheras Perdana. Totally... B-O-R-I-N-G!! No drama at all. I was expecting some shouting, table banging, or anything more than that. Instead, we were just listening to forced slangs and giving blank stares at the weird hand gestures
Tun,Lis,Idaz
30th August '07
Ah! This is the interesting part!! A bunch of us planned an impromptu Merdeka countdown celebration over at Phoeb's place. It all turned out well and went on rather smoothly (suprise suprise!)
The gas barbeque set didn't blow up in our faces like last time. No flying chickens spotted. There was adequate Nata de Coco for the orange punch. The pasta didnt shrivel up and die. And for the first time in history of us planning a dinner(which is pretty much a lot), THERE WAS NO FOOD FIGHT! *proud*
BOO! Phoeb's German..
erk.. Candid XD
We counted down in front of the tv with a live screening of the happenings in Dataran Merdeka. To be honest, it was KINDA sucky (yea every thing sucks to me). We were so energised and patriotic and waiting for the songs to begin. But noooo....they raised the flag and went on with the doa and then I cant remember what happened. But I'm pretty sure there were no patriotic songs. Damn potong stim ny..
Ice-cream with Hershey's chocolate at 1am
Went home at 2 am all full and bloated
31st August '07
Merdeka! Celebrated the little bro's 8th birthday with a huuuugeee chocolate indulgence.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LUCAS!
4th September '07
Got involved in a Kuiz Alam Sekitar all the way in Banting. Ida, Naim, Mishan, and I had to be in school at like 6.30 in the freakin morning. Everything was soooo dark and no was there. Luckily Ida came shortly after I arrived.
Ida at 6.30 in the friggin morning.
That's Ida forcing Mishan to turn behind to take a pic. Which...didnt work after the slap. =P
We're such jakun's. All four of us were laughing the whole day!
In the van.... even the primary teacher who followed with her own quartet of participants laughed with us.
Ida Mishan
Suddenly exclaims, "Eh,I cirit-birit semalam you tau tak?" *me and Naim stunned by the randomness of the question* "Yala, satu SEKOLAH tau dah la, Ida.." *starts guffawing out of control*
In the Dewan, we were like the only one's who couldn't keep their mouths to themselves. Four of us seemed to be the only team talking and talking and talking non stop.And we aren't very quiet talkers, y'noe. We were reaaaaly wreaking havoc there..
*smells a particularly unpleasant smell on the way to Banting* " Omg Ida, your cirit-birit can smell until here! What you ATE man?! " "Bitch la u!" *whacks arm
After the quiz at 11 am, we had to wait for the prize giving at the end of the day, which was at 4.30.
So we hopped outside the hot and stuffy hall and used that time to camwhore excessively.
Candids :
The nonsensicle prefects. =)
We even did a video! It wasn't the real one. This one was supposed to be the 'in the making' vid but we didnt have time for another one so... The beginning of the vid is just gibberish and laughing because we were just realised we're about to do idiot things in public
Then you may realise we're doing the 'Shake Shake' part. Which actually originated from 'SYEIKH' aka Syeikh Muzsaphar whom Ida fantasises about.
The action that follows was inspired by the Kadet Polis guys we saw directing the vehicles earlier. With one length of an arm pointing the direction and the other hand 'waving' the cars in, they looked absolutely stupid, which suited our conversation.
And Tongkat Da more or less stands for Tongkat IDA. Y'know.. Tongkat Ali and all? We just loooove teasing Ida. Hehe.
Im tired. Im sick. and im really really pissed at the computer.
DAMNED VIRUSES!!!
I've tons of pictures to upload but i dunno if its safe to jab a usb cable from an infected computer to my camera.
NOT gonna risk it.
Anyway, I forgot to mention something on the last post. My extremely crazy mother practically flung 2000 friggin bucks to random people at a restaurant. But they kinda came in the form of VIP tickets to see some sorta belly dancing show in KL or something liddat. TWO HUNDRED BUCKS EACH VIP TIX I couldn't go cuz we already planned Lucas's birthday dinner and called the guests already. pffft.
My CRAZY mother.... went up to a random waitress at Chilli's and went..
" When's your shift finishing?"
The girl stopped clearing the table and went like... "Whaaat?"
" When's your shift finishing?"
"Errr... 6?Why?"
Mom digs into handbag and produces a strip of tickets with RM200 printed on each of them. "You want VIP tickets not? Tonight in KL Convention Center,"
"Erm.. can also," *oogling at the tickets* Then she adds, "Can I have two please?"
Lets just say my mom needn't leave any tip whatsoever after our lunch.
I'm pretty much your average 16 year old. Born in Ipoh on the 6th of November 1991. Stayed there for 5 years before moving to Bandar Sungai Long and have been here for as long as I can remember. I've been accused of being a Malay loads of times growing up. But I'm alright with it cuz this is what I've been born into...my family, my friends, and of course the confusing complexion. =) . I love the sea as well as the sun. I love veiwing pretty original pictures that I can totally relate to aaaaand Friends are what I go to school for.